Jul 02
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Mom:
*calls my name*
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Me:
*closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
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Mom:
Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
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Me:
May 24

gaminginyourunderwear:
Almost makes me miss taking the subway… almost.
(via thecrazynastyasshoneybadger)

loreisnotonfire:
SO REALISTIC !
(Source: originalruby, via thecrazynastyasshoneybadger)

Teehee
(via thecrazynastyasshoneybadger)

youhaveinspiredme:
Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of his new followers
(via spring-br0ke)
May 19

(Source: ahmagash)
You are playing a game on a computer, a game called Maze


(Source: anapottercijan)

harleyquinnlette:
SHE GUNNA KICK YOUR ASS LOL

alygrin:
lol my friend aaron
(via alylikespop-punk-deactivated201)