Jul 02

• Mom: *calls my name*
• Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
• Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
• Me:

May 24

gaminginyourunderwear:

Almost makes me miss taking the subway… almost.

(via thecrazynastyasshoneybadger)

loreisnotonfire:

SO REALISTIC !

(Source: originalruby, via thecrazynastyasshoneybadger)

Teehee

(via thecrazynastyasshoneybadger)

youhaveinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous  
He is choosing out of his new followers

(via spring-br0ke)

May 19

(Source: ahmagash)

You are playing a game on a computer, a game called Maze

(Source: anapottercijan)

harleyquinnlette:

SHE GUNNA KICK YOUR ASS LOL

alygrin:

lol my friend aaron

(via alylikespop-punk-deactivated201)